longanisa v2.0
the longanisa project: me & my longanisa


Friday, January 30, 2004

Ano ka mo?

-Along Timog (trycycle going to ABS-CBN, Infront of LAFFLINE Near Burger King)
-for only P5000 (all inclusive) electricity, water, gasul,guard
-2 ladies
-with parking area
-with telephone line
-safe neighborhood (with security guard)
-avail on march

-for a lady

Got this ad from the company bulletin board, and I must say that this is a steal. Imagine - aside from having a place that is near your office, you also get 2 ladies and a security guard! That's a P700 per night value, and it's yours for free when you rent this room! And get this: if you need an additional lady, you only have to pay P1,500!

10:31 AM

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