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Tuesday, September 28, 2004

Just watched Bourne Supremacy on Glorietta 4 courtesy of W@W and an upcoming bridal magazine. It was awesome. The car chase at the end was great, but I'm still biased with the Italian Job. Just call me a mini cooper fan.

I haven't watched a movie here for a long time, so tonight's trip felt something like coming home. I remember those nights with the boys watching movies at the Artfilm theater or the last full shows with the portalettes.

It was a welcome break before the "coming of the storm". In the final quarter rush to reach the targets, everyone in the team's involved. I've got my hands full with a number of upcoming services lined up along with four promos for launching.

Normally, I'd be ranting by now but what's the use? So instead of doing that, I'm adopting a new attitude - bring it on! Tanggap lang ng tanggap. Bahala na si Batman!

12:03 AM



Thursday, September 23, 2004

Ep Eee Yu!
Ep Eee Yu!
Ep Eee Yu!

3:29 PM



Wednesday, September 15, 2004

I don't feel like writing down a lot of stuff in today's update, so here are the highlights:

1. We went to SM City today during our lunch break and I was nostalgic. I haven't been here in years. I remember our high school days when this was the place to be. With the glory days over, it is now shadowed by the new monster malls that sprouted in almost all the areas of the metro. Still, it was the first of its kind and I'm glad that I was there to witness it. Naks.

2. I ate the Wendy's Triple Classic. I saw the ad while watching the live telecast of The Amazing Race and it got me hooked. It's expensive for a burger (P200 a meal), but it was worth the experience. Imagine the original Wendy's classic with three all-beef patties and cheese finished with a serving of their biggie fries and iced tea. Ayus!

3:34 PM



Monday, September 13, 2004

Transformers: The (Real) Movie
Calling all Transformers fans! Hasbro is teaming up with DreamWorks and Paramount to bring our favorite robots in disguise to life! Scheduled to launch on the summer of 2006, this film will also be executive produced by Steven Spielberg himself. For more info, click here.

11:23 PM



MELANISMS
Forwarded Email

"I won't stoop down to my level."

"Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?"

"'Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan."

"Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo... Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril."

"We are lovers, not fighters."

"My brother is not a girl; he's a gentleman."

"That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't middle in other people's lives."

"Don't judge my brother; he's not a book."

"Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same."

"I don't eat meat. I'm not a carnival."

"Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong bagong taon sa inyong lahat."
- during her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award.

"Sumasakit ang migraine ko."

"Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!"

"Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point."
- When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right.

At a talk show after her break-up with Derek Dee, Melanie was asked if she had some words for Derek's mother (whom she partly blamed for the separation). "Oo nga," said Melanie, "pero i-English-in ko para maintindihan niya." She looked into the camera and, with the peremptoriness of royalty, said, "And to you, Mrs. Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!"

When asked for a message to her daughter who was allegedly abused by their houseboy: "Don't worry little angel, big angel is here."

On what they should do to the houseboy who molested her kid: "He should be put behind bar."

"You can fool me once, you can even fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice. But you can never fool me four"

While waiting backstage during a noontime show, after watching Nikki Valdez do her dance number: "Nikki, you're so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!"

When asked about her views on crime and violence, she answered, "Piano nga hindi ako marunong eh! Violins pa kaya?!"

When she won Miss International: "i would like to thank my parents specially my father and my mother."

"i love my long leggedness"

Regarding the status of her career: "Ay alam mo naman ako, semi-retarded na."

8:28 AM



Sunday, September 05, 2004

I remember a Klepto

"Uy! Nawala ang bag ko!
Ah! Siya lang pala."


A testimonial I've been dying to make for a high school classmate I saw on Friendster.

One quote from this guy I can't forget way back in our sophomore year as we were walking down the hallway from the cafeteria:

"Tara! Punta tayo sa office ni Bro! Nakaw tayo ng Papuri book!"

Acheche!

1:56 AM



Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Ber na Ber!
I'm playing Dean Martin's "Let it snow" on my winamp as I write this entry. It's dedicated to today's birthday girl, Mira, and to boys in mohawk.

The "Ber" months are here. Christmas is just around the corner. That means a lot of presents, reunions, and not to mention the targets that's yet to be reached.

Let the "Ber" games begin!

10:24 AM



 
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