Wednesday, February 23, 2005
ABSi Prank Call #1
Prank Caller: "Hello Grace? Tumatakbo ba ang OLAP mo?"
Grace: "Oo naman."
Prank Caller: "Eh di habulin mo!"
11:29 AM
Thursday, February 17, 2005
A DINNER CONVERSATION
I got this joke from the company bulletin board. It was so stupid I had to share it with you!
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Shit."
5:36 PM
Monday, February 14, 2005
Say it with me - Ringo invites are spam! For the past week, I've been getting these damn emails from both friends and feeling friends alike to help them update their fucking address books. Well, these fucking invites are filling up my inbox, and I don't intend on opening them at all. So what if my address is updated or not. I don't give a fuck. So stop wasting precious bandwidth for something that ends up in the trash bin anyway. Do something else.
6:24 PM
Sunday, February 13, 2005
Happy Valentiness, everyone!
I avoided the rush and gave my Cha her Valentine's gift less than an hour ago. I don't want to do the usual "safe" bouquet of roses. Besides being too damn expensive this time of the year, those are definite cliches. It's like giving jewelry to your nililigawan's birthday - it lacks creativity.
So what I did was after our fun pre-nuptial photoshoot this afternoon at the Ateneo with our photographer, Dino Lara, and to our surprise, our videographer as well, Jason Magbanua, I took a trip to Greenbelt with Morny to buy my honey something to appease her sweet tooth - a scrumptious-but-healthy, dieter-friendly chocolate cake from Bizu called "Naomi".
What more can you give to your special someone who craves for chocolate and all things sweet but can't indulge because she wants to look ravishing in her gown? A perfect fit (pun intended), I thought. Our trip there with Bunny, Kookie, Aina and Bunny's boys is a blessing in the sky.
So for those of you who are still in the dark as to what you're giving your loved one this Valentine's day, save yourself from mediocrity and think out of the box. A comfy pair of slippers for someone whose feet hurts from wearing heels all day would be more appreciated than just twelve flowers that smell funny. Then again, I could be wrong.
Cheers everyone!
(And avoid the earthquake-prone biglang-liko areas of Pasig and Pasay)
9:52 PM
Monday, February 07, 2005
Ladies and gentlemen, we have exactly three months to go before our wedding day. And I'm glad that we spent the past weekend by attending the Discovery Weekend. I don't want to raise your expectations, but it's truly worth it. If you guys are planning to take your relationships to the next level, please consider attending this. For more information, you can login to their website at http://www.discoveryweekend.org.
Another era has ended. CLK's been assigned to go back and be one of the head honchos in Sky. I only realized this, but I learned a lot from him. If you're reading this Carlo, thank you very much. (And if you have any vacancies there...wink, wink!)
I actually want to blog some more, but I'm still recovering from the "sleep deprivation" from the seminar.
Happy February 7, everyone! :)
10:26 PM
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