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Friday, June 16, 2006

After a little more than a month of waiting, Connie finally has her plates. And these aren't Corelle. I picked them up from Honda this morning after dropping off Charo in the office. Now I can finally drive freely without fear of being a policeman's kotong victim. No need to use the magic ID anymore.

9:16 AM



Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Keys Me


Keys Me
Performed by Alyssa Alano

Keys me
Beat in the Verdict
Valeey... Nightlee...
V-side the green green grass
Swing Swing
Swing the spinny stef
You wur the shoez
And I will wear the dress
Ohhh...

Keys me
V-neat d milke twalay
Leeeeep me
Al-out the moonlit floor
Leaf your open hand
Strike entebend
End make d parflays dance
Sylvimousse
Is barkley
So keys me...

Keys me
Down by the flow can
3 How...
Of Twin vee
Of Funne Hungee
Tay
Bring bring
Bing your flower head
Will take dachay
Make on your Father's melt
Ohhh...

Keys me
V-neat d milke twalay
Tixt me
Al-out the moonlit floor
Leaf your open hand
Strike entebend
End make d parflays dance
Sylvimousse
Is barkley
So keys me...

(Instrumental)

Keys me
V-neat d milke twalay
Leeeeep me
Al-out the moonlit floor
Leaf your open hand
Strike entebend
End make d parflays dance
Sylvimousse
Is barkley
So keys me...
So keys me...
So keys me...
So keys me...
So keys me...

8:08 PM



Sunday, June 11, 2006

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1:50 PM



Friday, June 09, 2006

Hope you're doing OK. I heard you're quiet with the whole thing. That's cool. Just don't keep everything inside. It's going to be hard but try to open up to a friend. In that way, at least, you have someone there with you when you think you're alone.

I feel so helpless. I wish I can do something. I wish I had control of the situation. But I guess this is what it's all about - the helplessness, the lack of control - that when you jump into nothingness, you just hope that there's someone there to catch you.

I stop myself. I am not afraid now.

6:51 PM



Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Kung nasa punto ka na ng pagkawala ng pokus, isipin mo lang na nagtatrabaho ka para mabuhay at hindi kabaliktaran nito. Ginawa ang mga makina para mapadali at mapabilis ang trabaho para magkaroon ang tao ng panahong mabuhay. Tanungin sa sarili kung ano ang iyong pinagpapahalagahan at huwag itong pabayaang dumaan habang nakatinging blangko sa harap ng iyong monitor habang pinipindot ang mga teklado ng iyong keyboard.

9:40 AM



Saturday, June 03, 2006

And just like that, nagasgasan agad ng neighbor si Connie. Putang ina. I've been careful at where I park her and here is our fucking neighbor damaging the car. Their insurance daw will cover it. That's not the freaking point.

10:47 AM



Friday, June 02, 2006

It's already 12:49 in the morning but I can't sleep. Charo, on the other hand, is already in dreamland. I think she's been asleep for more than an hour and a half. This is an amusing reversal of roles.

It's bothering me again, this thing that's in my head. It has been there for quite some time now. Wish I can tell you what it is but I can't. I'm sorry. What I ask from you is to atop yourself from sending me IM's asking what it is.

12:52 AM



 
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